The league table
Every scone, judged.
Ranked by overall score. A perfect 5 “will almost for sure never happen”.
- 1
Broadway, Worcestershire
Broadway Tower
All my happiness is scone…
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓4 / 5“Utterly splendid. Truly scrumptious. The record holder.”
Paid: £9.20
- 2
Kirkcudbright, Scotland
Sam's mum & dad's house
You've been scone too long…
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓3.8 / 5“Lidl by Lidl, the scones were consumed. A great end to a great feast.”
- 3
Montpellier, Cheltenham
Malmaison
Sweet creams are made of these…
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓3.5 / 5“Would return — with a small jar of Tiptree in my coat pocket.”
Paid: £35 for 2 (Wowcher)
- 4
Dumfries & Galloway, Scotland · 17 Sep 2024
Cream O' Galloway
Non tatty scone
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓3.5 / 5“Come for the ice cream and the scenery. Have toast first.”
Paid: £2.50 scone + £2.25 tea
- 5
Location lost to history · 25 Feb 2017
A café in a museum somewhere
The very first review
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓3.5 / 5“Average cream tea, shan't be returning. Where it all began.”
- 6
Broadway, Worcestershire · 28 Jul 2022
Tisanes Tearooms
A Fanta-stic interval
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓7 / 10“Staff and service propped up the score.”
Paid: £3.20 (+ £2.10 Fanta)
- 7
Winchcombe, Gloucestershire
The White Hart Inn
Oops, I did it again!
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓3 / 5“Must do better, but not bad for £4.95. Getting the bus home for a lie down.”
Paid: £4.95
- 8
Lymington, Hampshire
Lounges
Here today, scone tomorrow!
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓2.9 / 5“A sad, dark day in my history of scone reviews. Straight to Spoons.”